Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts

Dec 19, 2011

Riots - from Salman Rushdie's "Satanic Verses"

This is so beautiful, I had to share it. The book was published over twenty years ago, which isn't that much really, but long enough to make us think "look how the same rituals still exist".

Just a little background to the story, not even to help you understand what's happening, but because it's funny to us Mediterranean types: one of the book's characters, Gibreel, wandering around London and being homesick for India, wishes for warmer weather. Because there are supernatural forces at play, the weather does become unusually hot, and so the city erupts into the usual hot-weather activities: riots, police brutality, minority protests, false arrests and so on.

So, the attached pages describe the police seizure of the night club where the protesters keep their headquarters, as seen on the TV news:

Jun 27, 2011

The most interesting thing I learned this year about sex and people.

I'm not sure how much "Game of Thrones" - the book or the TV series - has to teach us about life. Probably something about how winter is what happens while you're busy making other plans. Whatever.

The one thing I learned, not from the show but from looking up stuff about it on the internet, is that there's an unbelievable amount of people out there who think that if a sexual act is performed from behind, in necessarily means that it is anal sex. I wouldn't have believed it if someone told me about it, but the number of times I've read something like "...and how come they all only do it in the butt?!" is staggering. To me, all these people are repressed virgins and/or perverts.

I'm not sure why the citizens of Westeros choose to do it from the back 90% of the time - perhaps the rocks are cold and the ground dirty, or their seven gods don't approve of eye contact, or maybe that's the more practical way if you need to keep an eye out for dragons. Either way, if it was all anal, there wouldn't be so many bastards walking around, now would there?

The funniest comments are the ones accompanied by some deeply pseudo-intelligent analysis of the literary and/or cinematic qualities of the book/show.

Mar 9, 2011

Stuck in Boromir limbo

Something needs to be done for actor Sean Bean. He appears to be stuck in the worst case of typecasting I've ever seen. It's not that he keeps playing the same type of character, he seems not to have had a change of clothes since 2001.

This is him in "Fellowship of the Ring"

"Black Death"


...and now "Game of Thrones"




















As we say in the cyber circles, what the wtf?!

P.S. My libido is very much in favor of this look, and isn't concerned at all with the damage to Mr. Bean's carreer.

Dec 9, 2010

Jon Stewart's interview with Marion Jones

I saw this interview almost a month ago, and I'm still pretty broken-hearted about it. I'm not a big lover of sports, but I remember watching Marion Jones in the 2000 olympics and being completely won over by her. She was so amazing and so charming, and so far ahead of everyone else in every race, it was like watching a new species of human being revealing itself for the first time. Looking through 10 years' perspective and loss of innocence, it's pretty clear that she's on performance-enhancing drugs, but back then it was impossible to imagine anything dishonest behind that adorable face, that wonderful childish excitement. I may be a sucker for a pretty woman, but remembering that glowing victory I do believe her that she didn't know about the drugs.
Whatever happened, I'm appalled that they sent her to prison for it. Prison? For cheating in a sports event? People really do take sports way too seriously, I mean really!

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It reminds me of something Kurt Vonnegut says in his introduction to "Bluebeard" (one of the best books I know) -
May I say, too, that much of what I put in this book was inspired by the grotesque prices paid for works of art during the past century. Tremendous concentrations of paper wealth have made it possible for a few persons or institutions to endow certain sorts of human playfulness with inappropriate and hence distressing seriousness. I think not only of the mudpies of art, but of children's games as well -- running, jumping, catching, throwing.
Or dancing.
Or singing songs.

Sep 7, 2010

A quote from this week's "Mad Men"

Don: "Peggy ... I'm glad that this is an environment where you feel free to fail, but..."

I wish I had heard this a couple of months ago, I could've had tons of fun with it at the job I just finished.

Aug 25, 2010

Caution, spoilers:

I never cease to be amazed at how many deep insights into the human condition can be found in the Battlestar Galactica series. I know that every time I rant about it I only get the result of looking like a total geek, because how can there be deep philosophical and social truths in a series so filled with space fights and evil (yet sexy) humanoid robots? A while ago I talked about what good art needs to be, i.e. allegorical, personal and immortal. In its highest form, for me, art deals with what it is to be human. Certainly a story about the battle between the "real" and "artificial" humans, and about the preservation of the human race in face of complete destruction, in the hands of some talented people, has the potential to be amazing. And that is exactly what the Battlestar Galactica series is. An amazing work of art. It looks at how humans relate to their political structure, their religion, their culture, in such a clear way, in such a deep and critical way, that you can see it mirrored in everyday life, and in historical events, and understand them more clearly because of it. It allows itself to be political, yes, but not in a petty, fashionable way which will lose its relevance in five to twenty years (Avatar), but in a way that will always be relevant.

Listen to this: In the end of the series' second season, the humans find themselves electing one Gaius Baltar as their president. This person is incompetent, vain, weak, untrustworthy and prone to playing into the hands of the enemy. He has been flattered into running for president by some malicious forces who aim to use his power as their own.

In 2006 the people of Israel found themselves electing as their prime minister one Ehud Olmert. He was not put in place by malicious forces as head of a puppet government. The conditions which brought him to power were stranger and more complicated, but he did share many of the qualities of the fictional Baltar.

After doing his bit of damage, Baltar is kicked out of power and replaced by the previous president, Laura Roslyn, who then spends a lot of time and energy to punish Baltar for all the mistakes he has made and all the lives he has cost. She never gives a moment's thought to the people who worked behind the scenes, or to her own mistakes, one of them huge, which brought Baltar to the presidency.

After doing his bit of damage, Olmert was also replaced, not by a beloved and able "benevolent dictator" like Roslyn (if only there was one available), but by some people who haven't exactly earned my respect either. Still, to this day, the nation's rage at this man for being a bad prime minister is tireless, and we can see him every day in the news being dragged to court for some old corruption scandal.

What has this bit of science fiction taught us about how people behave in real life? How about this: some people are weak, vain and corrupt. When we give them power, they will use it for vain and corrupt purposes. If there is danger about, their weakness will cost lives. This also: in a democracy, voters are easily fooled by demagogues, and easily made to act on impulse. And if they make a mistake, they don't like to blame themselves, and don't want to look at the people who deceived them. Suggest that the system is flawed? Never. They'd rather take it all out on the person who failed where no one in their right mind could've expected him to succeed.
And so it goes.

Jun 24, 2010

Helen Mirren - 1975 Parkinson interview

Helen Mirren is turning out to be the love of my life. I've certainly been in love with her longer than with anyone else. Anyway, this is a remarkable interview which shows how classy she's always been, and how little she has changed over the years. It's also a very good lesson for us "modern and independent women" on how to keep your dignity in a conversation with someone who insists on keeping it vulgar, how to always be saying something interesting, and still be innocently sexy.
By the way, although she looks like she's in her early twenties, and Michael Parkinson keeps talking to her like she's a hello kitty sex doll, she was actually thirty years old that year.



May 29, 2010

Spoiler alert - they die!

Could this be a sign that the decade of stupid is ending? I'll try not to be too optimistic, but certainly the inglorious death of the "cliffhanger genre" is a good sign. "Lost" couldn't offer its viewers any proof that they have been doing something useful with their time. "24" ended in some kind of anti-climax that I couldn't even be bothered with. "Grey's Anatomy", as I said before, changed its ways and learned from its mistakes. "Heroes" was simply abandoned by its viewers and canceled, and the retarded bastard child "Flash Forward" couldn't even get approved for a second season.

I have been comparing cliffhanger series to an asshole boyfriend, who instead of offering you an interesting relationship and making you feel special, keeps you constantly jealous, doesn't call you back, makes you always wonder where he is, and that's the only way he knows to keep you interested. Therefore, if our taste in television has matured enough to stay away from this kind of abusive relationship, we have a reason to be proud and optimistic.

May 24, 2010

Grey's Anatomy season 6 finale

I've been watching Grey's Anatomy pretty regularly since it began, knowing that it's an awful show. If you haven't seen it, basically it's a hospital situation, in which all the doctors are all having relationships with each-other, and if a patient should manage to get their attention, it's only to symbolically push them in the rigtht direction through their confused love lives. A perfect show for the self-centered decade we live in, except that its characters are educated professional people who strive to perfection, which is actually a positve message for the youngins.

The second annoying thing about Grey's Anatomy used to be that it belonged to the cliffhanger genre, which I despise with a passion. I even stopped watching it for a while because it was taking "the doctors" half a season to realize that the ditzy blonde was acting ditzier than usual because she had a huge brain tumor (incidentally, an important lesson to all the ditzy females out there). I had to get really really bored to start watching it again.

Surprisingly season 6 brought us some improvement - they gave up on the cliffhanger style, and lost some of the more annoying main characters, which left them with the rounder and more interesting minor characters. Then the season 6 double-episode finale was just damn good.

A pissed off husband of a woman who died in the hospital comes in with a gun and for about two hours walks around shooting people at random. God knows, something I've wished on the cast of that show (mostly on George) many times in the earlier seasons. All of it directed very well, really scary and exciting, as each two or three of the characters are isolated in some part of the hospital in some insane situation. Before it all ends, they even got in a very cool speech by the crazy gun guy about how he only meant to kill three people, but darn it if the ammo wasn't on sail that day, and he couldn't resist buying a lot more than he needed.

Of course the main effect of the entire shoot-out was to give all the unhappy couples a chance to re-think their relationships and realize what their hearts really want, but because it was done so well, it didn't feel as idiotic as before.

I am very pleased. They might yet grow up to be a good show, if they don't get cancelled for their trouble.

May 20, 2010

Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes

Lewis Black is one of the best stand-up comics of the last years, and Glenn Beck is a stinking fascist. This week on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" Lewis Black went off on Glenn Beck's nazi fetish:

May 17, 2010

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Apr 27, 2010

Roseanne

Some people are younger than me, and they are too young to remember. Some people are my age or older, and their memory isn't what it used to be. Between these two groups, the number of people who remember Roseanne in her prime are few and far between. My sister is both young and knowledgeable, and she reminded me of good old Roseanne, the domestic goddess, the universal goddess that made one of the best TV shows in history long before TV's "golden age" that we're still enjoying today.

The most remarkable thing I want you to notice about this show is that the characters in it actually laugh at each-other's jokes. The only other sitcom I know of where this occurs is "Curb Your Enthusiasm" - it took about 15 years and a guy like Larry David to repeat this feat - it didn't even happen on Seinfeld. In every other comedy show the character says something funny, and then everyone in the room struggles to keep a straight face wile the audience laughs. Not these people. That's why Roseanne and Dan look like an actual couple, they have an amazing love relationship that any of us would be proud to have. When they fight they actually yell at each-other at the top of their voices and tell each-other really hurtful things, and still manage to be a loving couple through it all (look up an episode named "Lobocop"). They are so believable together that Roseanne's real-life husband made a nuisance of himself with jealous fits and tried to write their love scenes out of the scripts.
If I remember correctly, in its later seasons Roseanne made a point of breaking taboos that people try to keep away from even now. They also had the brilliant idea to cast Shelley Winters as the grandmother. I also know that they jumped the shark a bunch of times before they finally gave up. I'll have to re-watch all the episodes (I'm on season 2) before I can talk about all that.

One day I'll write something long about how artists achieve inner peace at the expense of their creativity, and how we are torn between being happy for them and the heartbreak of losing them forever. Roseanne married and divorced Tom Arnold, then she lost her mind for a while, then she found Kabbalah, lost half her weight and cut 20 years off her face. She had a talk show that got canceled, and now she is mostly a gray-haired political activist. She hasn't lost her edge completely, but the good old days will never return. I am here to shake the dust off the good old days:

This is an episode from the first season of Roseanne:




This is her first TV stand-up appearance:



And here she is annoying a stadium full of baboons:



Finally, this is today's political activist Roseanne:



I've skipped her blonde beauty stage because I find it hard to stomach, you're welcome to Google it yourself.

Please remember this whenever you're tempted to believe that women aren't funny, that there's nothing good on TV, that romance is dead and other dark thoughts that make a person give up on this world.

Mar 29, 2010

Xam'd: Lost Memories

This pencil test sequence was just posted on Pencil Test Depot - one of my favorite blogs. One of their readers later commented that it's from the TV series "Xam'd: Lost Memories", which I will definitely be looking up.

Thought: the rough animation is so much more engaging than the ink-and-paint end result.

Mar 12, 2010

Project Runway drag queens episode

One of the reality shows that I'm not ashamed to admit I follow is Project Runway. And one of the best episodes they ever had was the Season 5 drag queens challenge. Now, this next sequence has a few points of interest: one, the kimono-inspired one is my favorite; two, the lady in the pink body suit is really a very attractive US-marines-style guy who is completely wasting his time dressing up as a woman, in my opinion; three: this is so much fun!

Mar 5, 2010

An ethical dilemma

I never know, when recommending something - a book for example, if I should warn people that the ending is disappointing. If I warn them, the anticipation might spoil the good parts for them, or they might decide not to bother - I'm not the most convincing person in the world anyway. But, if I don't warn them, they kinda look at me in the end like I've betrayed them.

The two main works that give me this problem are Battlestar Galactica, and the Roger Zelazny's Amber books. Both amazing works of art that noone should try to do without, and both spit in your eye at the end.

Mar 1, 2010

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How to make it in America

Every time I feel depressed about how bad mainstream cinema is nowadays, I am reminded that we live in a time of great television. I know that the uninformed "Oh, I haven't owned a TV since the 80-s" snobby types think that all there is to watch nowadays is reality shows and "Lost", but they couldn't be more wrong.

The quantity of good TV shows that are currently running is really unbelievable. This new one for example is called "How to make it in America" - it just started three weeks ago, and already you can tell it's going to be something. Besides being witty and interesting and beautifully shot, it is a collaboration with a still photographer named Boogie - his amazing photos of Brooklyn and Manhattan catch your eye right from the opening credits.

"How to make it in America" is, as they like to say, from the produces of "Entourage". The difference is that, unlike "Entourage", you don't get the insufferable they did this so much better in "The Larry Sanders Show" feeling while you're watching it.
Oh, and Luis Guzmán is in it!

Boogie's website



Trailer:


Opening credits:


Feb 23, 2010

shitmydadsays

Ok, I think that most people are aware of "Shitmydadsays" on Twitter, but just in case you're not - you should be, it's fantastic! And now they're making it into a TV pilot.
Dare I say it? ...... I'm jealous of the old man!